Ephebophobia

Friday, April 26, 2002


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Kick. Arse.

Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.


Wednesday, April 24, 2002

My Mormon name is Darianlelo Kaiden Chipper!
What's yours?


I got this weird headache problem. I gotta remember to take my science cubes home to study, I hope my memory is not being fried. Go to SatireWire George Bush Hop on Pop Article and SatireWire George Bush Pregnancy Article, they're so hilarious!

Tuesday, April 23, 2002


Which Evil Criminal are You?
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

I'm so glad that I'm done with the History court thing, wait, I'm not. Oh, well, I just gotta do rebuttals.

Monday, April 22, 2002


Take the Affliction Test Today!
Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!


Sunday, April 14, 2002

Man, I am totally wiped from this hiking trip to Enchanted Rock. The first day, we hiked around three of the "rocks" - I thought that hike would never end, plus it was kind of depressing because at one point there was like a forest of dead trees, blah - and today we hiked to the top of the main one and explored the caves. It was fun though, and I got sun-burned.

Thursday, April 11, 2002

It'll be quite a while before I add music, I realized how complicated it was.

Wednesday, April 10, 2002


So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?



Nothing much happened today. I'm glad to start 1984. Weird rumors goin' 'round. You are a rat, Ben. See ya.

Monday, April 08, 2002







Ben, it is totally uncool to joke about suicide, and if any of you out there are pondering it, stop, it's not cool. Yeesh. C'mon folks publicity, I'll link to you if you link to me. Any questions?, ask me at me e-mail address above.


YELLOW



You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.




Find out your color at Stvlive.com!




Ben, you wascally wabbit. I express my apologies to those I may have offended. Thank God that English project is over. I think I will now succumb into the foomed landscape of insanity.

Friday, April 05, 2002


discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com


Today was ok. My mom doesn't like my grades lately. You know turkey bacon, well maybe I'm not original but, what the heck is going on at that farm?

Thursday, April 04, 2002

You're Omi.
The "baby" of Wei� you tend to be a little moody, but despite all the shit that's constantly happening in your life what else can you be? And, despite all that, you're still a pretty all-around fun-loving guy. You still have a little more maturing to do, but you're every girls sweetheart. Sometimes you may rush out and do things without thinking, and also let your emotions get the better of you, but in the end...you'll do what's right. You enjoy the company of elder men.
Which member of Wei� are *you*? Take the quiz!


I didn't know this^ was a boy until I read the description, hah. Boy lots of girls are havin' problems lately, hope they get better. I gotta get some new shoes, these have absolutely no grip. I keep slipping in basketball. Those of you who visit my website should tell others and get the word out, publicity helps, thanks. More later.

Wednesday, April 03, 2002


What is YOUR Highschool label?


I am slowly going insane. I spent three days trying to fix my links just to find I wrote hfef instead of href! arrggh! Oh, yeah, I added a hit counter, it's at the bottom. I couldn't move it up due to stupid code problems. Man, I'm learning HTML quick!

Tuesday, April 02, 2002

Dang! I'm having trouble making the links link and this quiz thing is wacked out, oh added my email so you can send me messages. Tata.

Whole Brain Dominant
leaning to the left

You enjoy structure and work best when you can devote your attention to one task at a time. You also work well with abstract ideas and can visualize theoretical situations.

test yourself at geekykid.net


Today is going good. I'm adding links to you loyal fans (Simone, Isabell, Ben).

Monday, April 01, 2002

Today is pretty good so far, stupid science class. Oh well, maybe I'll do better on the test coming up