Here's a horrendous joke I learned recently:
"I like my scotch like I like my women. Ten years old and mixed with coke."

So, I've been back for a week now, but no posts.  Wanna know why?  My internet has been as slow as all get out.  Seriously, it makes me wanna break something.  I hope to be posting more soon.  I swear, it's like the majority of my memory of vacations gets wiped the moment I enter my house.

I'm going to be in Colorado for just short of two weeks. I ought to have something to talk about after that. I've been distracted lately.