All, right, I'm back now. The comp was down for like a week, or something. During that time I had the pleasure of having my wisdom teeth removed and becoming a doped-up invalid. I almost passed out from taking to many pills at once.

Yowza! That ain't no mouthwash. Or, should I say, do you rinse and spit or rinse and swallow?

Yahoo! News - Women Say Dentist Made Them Swallow Semen

omg, this is awesome! "Fish and swimming crabs escape [from the dead zone], . . . Anything else dies." It sounds so morbid and yet the articles talks about it so casually.
CNN.com - 'Dead zone' spreads across Gulf of Mexico - Aug 4, 2004

I'm sure underage drinking "just happens" too. Regardless, talk about an uptight mom.
CNN.com - First lady?frowns on?daughter sticking out tongue - Aug 4, 2004

This was too hilarious not to mention. I guess Tigger needed more than a little bounce in his life, or was suspected so. As if I shouldn't already be wary of some dude dressed in a fuzzy orange and black costume getting his picture taken with bunches of children.
CNN.com - 'Tigger' worker acquitted of fondling teen - Aug 4, 2004

Me and a friend film a short movie. Pretty funny. It's about him battling a dumpster. I was the camera man, oh yeah. If there was ever anyone who could make a bad movie, it would be me.